Palatine Wood Gnome

There are many that spread over a much larger territory; that host a wider range of peculiar plants or give shelter to much more interesting wildlife species.
But the Palatine Forest is the largest coherent wood in Germany and, most of all: It's my home.
Why "Wood Gnome"?
Well, I have been named thus because I turn into Rumpelstiltskin kind of regularly when "visitors" come over from the other side of the Rhine Plains (where they have lots of forest as well...) with their huge cars, jamming the streets of my village, drive up to a forester's lodge, have lunch there, return home after a final cup of coffee and then claim "Oh, we have been to the WOODS this weekend"

That's why.

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Shark's Bay; Monday

Today it would be the total sea life experience. Monkey Mia was on our agenda and we were anxious what it would hold in store for us. As it is known for the dolphins coming up to the beach for breakfast we were likely to see some of those, but everything else came as a surprise. When we arrived at 9.15am we were lucky enough to catch the last five minutes of dolphin feeding for they only feed the dolphins the first three times they come to the shore, between 7am and 11am, and only up to a third of their daily need to make sure they don't stop hunting for themselves. Apart from that Monkey Mia itself is pretty boring, a giant caravan park, a restaurant, some little shops and the Visitor Information Centre for the Reserve; that was about it. Nothing to spend a whole day at. What they did have was a very nice beach so we went for a swim , very close to land, just in case..... nice, but nothing for a full day's lenght. When we left the water again Harald sure enough spotted three, three stingrays lying just below the waterline at exactly the spot we entered the water. Ok, they were rather small, but hey, they still can hurt you. Since reading Frank Schätzing's "The Swarm" I'm not comfortable in the sea anymore. And I used to have webs and gills.....
We decided to book a sailing trip ( I love sailing.... ) on a racing catamaran and it was worth every cent. They took us to where the dugongs feed in the seagrass, we saw big sea turtles, different sharks, more dolphins, eagle rays, sting rays ..... it was brilliant. Call me insane but I even took another swim in these shark infested waters (remember me panicking before we came here?) and it was lovely, clear water and 29 degrees warm, you could see down to the ground 2.5m away. The sail finished with a nice cruise along the coast right until sunset and despite the slogging start we drove back with the feeling that we had just experienced an outstanding day by the sea.

Up to Shark's Bay; Sunday

I'm hopelessly behind updating this, but I can't help right now.
We started really early on Sunday as we knew it would be a long and hard drive up to Denham, ca. 830km from Perth.
I don't mind long drives, actually they give you some chance to see the country and be able to stop whereever you like, something just not possible when you go by train or plane. It was nice seeing the landscape change as we went, from the green, lush area in the Swan Valley to the grasslands and smaller trees right until Geraldon. After Geralton something funny happened. Normally I'm not one for cliches, but when we left town again the trees gave way to little struppy bushes and the ground turned red and I thought, for the first time in three weeks "Wow, this is like.......AUSTRALIA" . You know , the picture you unconsciously have in mind when you think of Down Under, blue sky, red earth, silvery green gum trees and all that. It was all there.
Together with five kangaroos, two emus, two wallabies, one fox and one bilby, all between Perth and Denham. Dead, by the side of the road. And I'm only talking of the ones the birds had not yet taking care of. Yuk.
In spite of all prophecies of doom, we made it in 8.5h. Which is quite a good time I think, given that we weren't speeding and had three breaks during the day. But when we arrived we were glad to have a bed waiting 20 m from the beach and a beautiful sunset to end the day with.