Palatine Wood Gnome

There are many that spread over a much larger territory; that host a wider range of peculiar plants or give shelter to much more interesting wildlife species.
But the Palatine Forest is the largest coherent wood in Germany and, most of all: It's my home.
Why "Wood Gnome"?
Well, I have been named thus because I turn into Rumpelstiltskin kind of regularly when "visitors" come over from the other side of the Rhine Plains (where they have lots of forest as well...) with their huge cars, jamming the streets of my village, drive up to a forester's lodge, have lunch there, return home after a final cup of coffee and then claim "Oh, we have been to the WOODS this weekend"

That's why.

Monday, 24 March 2008

Walpole; Saturday

After a short side trip to the surf beaches of Prevelly and a walk across the dunes we resumed our zoom towards Walpole, a tiny village at the corner of the Nornalup Inlet. Though zoom is a bit imprecise, as it was more like meandering. Street signs on minor roads are a mess here and of course we got lost despite our map and took a large detour over Nannup instead of heading towards Pemberton directly. Another 100km, who cares by now....
Entering the Southern Forests was a kind of revelation. I love trees of all sorts and I'm guilty of hugging some of them from time to time. And no, I'm not crazy. Try it, it feels.....special. Consoling.
Anyway, there they were, enormous, mighty, stately trees, almost the same circumference from root to top, greyish-red or silvery or yellow bark; hundreds and hundreds of them! Yeah, silly, that's probably why they call it a FOREST....

Most impressive and I was grateful that Harald was driving that morning as I was fully occupied gazing at the trees and would have steered us directly into the shrubs at some point. Just look at them, aren't they gorgeous?

Best of all, tomorrow would be spend wandering around beneath and around them, something I was very much looking forward to.

When we arrived at our hostel in Walpole I was pleasantly surprised. A very nice, clean, familiar and best of all, quiet hostel with a lovely couple running it and guests that were as much into hiking as we were. So we spent the evening cooking together and exchanging tips on were to go/what to see and a good time was had by all.
Walpole Inlet/Frankland River+Nornalup Inlet

Margaret River; Thursday+Friday

Another lengthy bit of driving down to Margaret River again. North of Perth driving on the Brand Highway was almost relaxing, but finding our way through/around Perth and then the endless suburbs further south was harrying. More traffic than we had the last four days together, all those traffic lights....it took us ages to get past Mandurah.

Having seen so many dramatic landscapes by now, the sight between Perth and Margaret River was a bit disappointing. Australia got us accustomed to the spectacular and now it wanted to fob us with the ordinary? Come on, you can do better than that. No? Alright then, I hope the wines will make up for that. In Cowamarup we stopped at the Margaret River Regional Wine Centre to ask for a guided tour to some wineries. Good gracious, they have some nice drops there, about 95% of all wineries are presented and we could have started a tasting there and then, but....you know...think of drink and drive? Think again.

They pointed us towards the Visitor Centre in town to book such a tour which we did (better let somebody else do the driving) and resorted to our hostel.

What a hostel...... I have seen some while travelling but this was.....in some way outstanding...kind of. I immediately decided not to cook in this kitchen, in fact we didn't even had breakfast in there but went to a café, this filthy it was. In the night some drunken guys had a go in there, left the light on plus the fans in both kitchen and bathroom so it was pretty loud.

I'm not fussy, but there are some basic rules that make a thing like a hostel work and one is to show some consideration for your fellows. Which they didn't. When the party noise finally subsided, I woke up again due to the lights and the rustling of the fans and made the big mistake to enter the kitchen barefooted to switch them off. Bad idea, as someone had flooded the kitchen floor with I-don't-know-what and I stepped right into it. Uurrgh.....

Of course no one bothered about removing it the next morning but when they got up at 5am to go to work they merely spread the puddles evenly across the whole room.
I am not sure if there ever was a major epidemic starting from this kitchen but I was not eager to find out. So it was a no-go area for me from that point on.

Thank goodness we had that winery tour to look forward to. After an early lunch (the worst Fish&Chips I ever had, but it was a solid base for the tasting) we were picked up by Dave, a former High School Teacher, for the tour. A group of about 15, some Kiwis, some Aussies, some Poms, a French and a German girl, a Canadian couple, all quite enthusiastic, greeted us on board and off we went.
The first winery we visited was a small, family-run one only founded 8 years ago. The guy doing the tasting with us was a professional seller who would jabber till your ears bled if you let him. But he offered us some really good wines, especially the Chenin Blanc was a real treat. So we bought some, not yet knowing how we'd bring them home safely. But we were to be in the country for a few more days, so who knows what might happen.

The next one was a complete disappointment. The owners looked like they were their best customers, the estate was built in a kind of Australiana Style (?), lots of corrugated iron and wooden planks, and the best thing about the whole winery was this cutie called Sam.
All the wines, the Chenin Blanc, the Sauvignon-Semillon blends, tasted like biting into freshly mown grass ( and , no, Mike, I have never tried freshly mown grass, it was just the way it smelled that brought up the image ... ) and after the third wine I uncoupled from our group and let the following glasses pass from me. Even the port they served at the end was barely drinkable. I felt a bit sorry for the guys when I saw that I was not alone in my opinion; most of the others used every unobserved moment to get rid of the contents of their glasses as well. I wonder who drinks this kind of stuff? Surely they must make a living from it, they have been around for quite some years and their equipment looked pretty new. It's a miracle to me.
The next one made up for everything again. If anyone ever comes across wines from Churchview Estate, Margaret River, give them a try. Excellent. Nothing less.
They surely make you pay for that quality, but most let you pay even more for a lot less. Their unwooded Chardonnay even convinced me (and I'm a kind of ABC-drinker) and the Semillon-Sauvignon Blanc had such subtle fruit flavours, ....
Although the region is not famous for their red wines, they make a good enough Shiraz as well. The owner himself showed us around and did the tasting and did a brilliant job with it, talking about the fermentation process, what barrels they use and why, about the advantages of screw caps ( I wish some of the customers in my father-in-law's winery could have heard him....) and he provided me with some really good arguments that I can use for myself now.
After that we went to see a chocolate factory again ..... and a cheese factory ( well....so lala) before heading for the last winery of the day, a former sheep farm. This sheep poo must be a good fertilizer; good on them that they changed the use of their land, man, they had some wines......
But it was good that it was the last one, I would have not been able to cope with a single more. So we called it a day and Dave brought us back to the hostel were we took a quick shower, changed clothes and headed for the "Settlers", a pub in Margaret River that has a lot of live music on almost every night and some good food as well.
So how does the saying go : Wine upon beer is a very good cheer. Beer upon wine you'll repine.
I can't confirm that. I was fine with it, and boy, what an evening we had.

Sunday, 23 March 2008

Pinnacles, Wednesday

It was worth getting up this early. At first I was not at all pleased because the sky was covered in thick dark clouds and it was drizzling when I got up but miraculously when we came to the Pinnacles the clouds parted and though there were more coming from the sea right above us there was sun peeping through. The light was brilliant and we were the only ones there so could take our time walking around instead of using the car track, leaving it to get better shots; it was still fairly cool and ... no flies!
These rock formations are something special indeed.
We decided to return once more at sunset to compare light qualities and spend the rest of the day on the beach.
Which was a bit of a problem at first because I keep forgetting at what time the tide comes in and the beaches we had a look at the evening before were all more or less flooded or covered with sea grass and algae. Given that Harald is still a bit panicky about jelly fish and stingrays we didn't actually enter the water but were content to take a stroll along the beach, sun bathing, watching birds, before returning to the Pinnacles.
A hearty serving of Spaghetti and meatballs I prepared earlier in the afternoon ended a wonderful day.

South again; Tuesday

Forget about sharks, snakes, spiders, sea wasps or blue ringed octopusses. The most disturbing animal in Australia is without doubt ..... the common flie.
If you have never been tormented by hundreds of tiny flies trying to get to your eyes, into your ears or nose, you don't know what a nuisance is. I think .... I think I even inhaled one .....
On our way back to the Brand Highway we stopped at Hamelin Pool to cast a glance on the Stromatholites there and from the moment we left the car till we got back into the same the flies were upon and surround us. It does look silly when you walk around waving your hands frantically around your head and for the first time ever I considered those netted hats to be a really good idea. You are a stranger anyway, no one will remember you or how stupid you looked. Next time around ....
When we finally reached the beach the wind coming from the sea at least blew the flies out of our faces; they were content to sit in dozens on our backs which was fine for me.
Stromatolithes are the kind of thing you look at and think: Alright, and exactly what for did I cross the continent now?
They are not very exciting, not at all. But when you keep in mind that these rocky structures resp. the cyanobacteriae in them produced the first oxygen in our athmosphere and made this planet a livable place for other life forms then you start looking at them with different eyes. There might even be a trace of gratefulness creeping in your mind when you inhale the next breath of fresh air.
For a split second.
Until, on your way back to the car, the flies start teasing you again.
We stopped just twice more, once on Shelly Beach to marvel at the millions and millions of tiny white shells forming a splendid beach and another time in Geralton to stock up food, wine and petrol before we drove to Cervantes, a small village at the edge of Nambuk National Park. Nice Hostel, and close to the Pinnacles, which was very important as I wanted to be there at sunrise.
Bloody early, I know.

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Shark's Bay; Monday

Today it would be the total sea life experience. Monkey Mia was on our agenda and we were anxious what it would hold in store for us. As it is known for the dolphins coming up to the beach for breakfast we were likely to see some of those, but everything else came as a surprise. When we arrived at 9.15am we were lucky enough to catch the last five minutes of dolphin feeding for they only feed the dolphins the first three times they come to the shore, between 7am and 11am, and only up to a third of their daily need to make sure they don't stop hunting for themselves. Apart from that Monkey Mia itself is pretty boring, a giant caravan park, a restaurant, some little shops and the Visitor Information Centre for the Reserve; that was about it. Nothing to spend a whole day at. What they did have was a very nice beach so we went for a swim , very close to land, just in case..... nice, but nothing for a full day's lenght. When we left the water again Harald sure enough spotted three, three stingrays lying just below the waterline at exactly the spot we entered the water. Ok, they were rather small, but hey, they still can hurt you. Since reading Frank Schätzing's "The Swarm" I'm not comfortable in the sea anymore. And I used to have webs and gills.....
We decided to book a sailing trip ( I love sailing.... ) on a racing catamaran and it was worth every cent. They took us to where the dugongs feed in the seagrass, we saw big sea turtles, different sharks, more dolphins, eagle rays, sting rays ..... it was brilliant. Call me insane but I even took another swim in these shark infested waters (remember me panicking before we came here?) and it was lovely, clear water and 29 degrees warm, you could see down to the ground 2.5m away. The sail finished with a nice cruise along the coast right until sunset and despite the slogging start we drove back with the feeling that we had just experienced an outstanding day by the sea.

Up to Shark's Bay; Sunday

I'm hopelessly behind updating this, but I can't help right now.
We started really early on Sunday as we knew it would be a long and hard drive up to Denham, ca. 830km from Perth.
I don't mind long drives, actually they give you some chance to see the country and be able to stop whereever you like, something just not possible when you go by train or plane. It was nice seeing the landscape change as we went, from the green, lush area in the Swan Valley to the grasslands and smaller trees right until Geraldon. After Geralton something funny happened. Normally I'm not one for cliches, but when we left town again the trees gave way to little struppy bushes and the ground turned red and I thought, for the first time in three weeks "Wow, this is like.......AUSTRALIA" . You know , the picture you unconsciously have in mind when you think of Down Under, blue sky, red earth, silvery green gum trees and all that. It was all there.
Together with five kangaroos, two emus, two wallabies, one fox and one bilby, all between Perth and Denham. Dead, by the side of the road. And I'm only talking of the ones the birds had not yet taking care of. Yuk.
In spite of all prophecies of doom, we made it in 8.5h. Which is quite a good time I think, given that we weren't speeding and had three breaks during the day. But when we arrived we were glad to have a bed waiting 20 m from the beach and a beautiful sunset to end the day with.

Friday, 14 March 2008

Changing states; Saturday

I awoke the next morning surprisingly early and even more surprisingly fit, no hungover (I think Harald was so kind as to suffer from mine as well, the poor guy was devastated) and hungry again. I hope Andrew Pattison will never find out but last night I had to get rid of that last glass of Shiraz in a very unladylike manner; though the wine was superb, don't get me wrong, but there was something about that last bottle....
After a hearty breakfast the day started with music again at 10:30 ,
First Songs from Enda Kenny, Michelle Chandler and Kieran Halpin. First song meaning the first song that made them want to become a singer, the first song they performed live and the first song they themselves wrote. We could only stay for the first hour as we had to catch our flight to Perth later in the day, but still it was nice to start the day like that. After releaving Kieran of three more CDs we were on our way again. Enda Kenny, Michelle Chandler, Kieran
Halpin
Not much to tell about the rest of the day. You know how flights are. When we finally arrived at the hostel in Perth we were so tired that we just went for some food in Northbridge ( have you ever seen the film "The strange behaviour of sexually matured townpeople at mating season"? It was like that...) and went to bed. Not that we could have slept, there was a party going on in the common room, well into the night. And we had a very long drive ahead of us the next day, up to Shark's Bay. Guess how pleased I was.